Thursday, June 26, 2008

Shocking "Sex News" From NYC!

The New York Health Department issued a shocking report this week: 40% of sexually active adults with multiple partners did not use a condom the last time they had sex. The bad news was not lost on us.

We have vowed to fight the problem head-on, like a plow steering into a drift of snow during a major snowstorm (at least 9 inches).

Luckily for New York (and the rest of the country), we find ourselves in a position to seize on this “crisis moment” from—of all places—the Semifinals of NBC’s Last Comic Standing, airing tonight at 8/7c.

The musical balm to soothe the wounds of this troubling news is our ode to premarital abstinence, "The Pants Come Off When the Ring Goes On"...

We're engaged to be married;
Hear the bells go a-din and a-don!
But let's not jump into bed yet;
For the pants come off…
…when the ring goes on!

Our unique blend of music, people-skills, and Biblical know-how render us ideally suited to teach those willing to listen and learn that it can be “cool” to wait until marriage to engage in sexual intercourse.

Catch us tonight on NBC’s Last Comic Standing, and if you miss it, catch the recap at nbc.com/Last_Comic_Standing or check out www.GodsPottery.com for more information and to purchase your very own “Virginity Rocks!” t-shirt.

Yay!

4 comments:

Christi said...

Just saw you on the Last Comic Standing. YOU ROCK! I love your ministry, and hope to share it with many in the years to come.

God Bless

kellyk said...

ok you guys are hilarious! my husband and i loved the song!

BeccaC said...

i just gata say i absolutely LOVED u guyes on Last Comic Standing!! I was routing all the way for u guyes... sorry u had to go so soon... i would definately love to go see u on stage... u should come to CT :) I know i would definately go get a good seat for that show!

Sharla said...

God's Pottery is coming LIVE to Chicago's own Lakeshore Theater November 19th. Visit www.lakeshoretheater.com for more info. Don't miss out!!!